The Tavern

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Playful: Well Tyke, watt didz mew thin ob da wedwink?

Tyke: I'se cud hartly keepeds frum laffin wenn Refurend Speedy gotted da werds rong. Dat Tom cud rilly use sum glazzes

Jazz: "tew nag an tew scold"! HUMPH!!! Is dat watt mew rilly thinz gurlz dew to dere Tomz afur da wedwink?

Speedy: er, a, um- Jazz, mine luff, I'se nose mew wood nefur duz nuffin lak datr da wedwink???

Pixie: Sundance, wize doan weeze goeds intew da ofur rum an danz?

Sundance: I'se wood luff da danz wif mew Pixie, butt I'se haf a bum laig. Dis cain hartly keepeds meese frum fawlin down

Willow: Royal, duz mew haf tew bees sow infurmal? Wares mew jakit?

Royal: I'se hadded tew takeds it off WIllow. Mew nose house hot an bofured I'se gits wenn I'se wif mew

Tiffany: Mebbe ifn I'se stand on dis bar stool I'se kin gitz a dwink. It's lak noewon kinm sees meese hear. O, wate a minit! Mebbe nosewon kin sees meese cuz I'se a Bridge kitty

Kiki: Oy comed awl da weigh ofur hear frum Austrylia 'opin tew meat a noice Tom an dem awl ax loik dem doan unfurstan a woid I'se soyin

Indy: Dat gurl Kiki dew bees kewt. I'se jes wisk I'se node watt herz tawkin bout. Watt bees a barbie an a bilabong? Watt dis Airs Rock herz goin on bout? Efurry kitty nose dat rocks dew knot bees maid ob air

 

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